Yesterday I accused the radio of stealing the following songs from me:
All My Money,
Arise,
Assault,
Beguiled,
Canopy,
Chair,
Easy,
Ectomorph,
Fantasies,
Fool,
Fool's Paradise,
Fortune,
Free,
Goddess,
Godspeed,
Harmony,
Lifeless,
More Sold Out,
Natural (offline),
Nonplussed,
Outside,
Prone,
Rusty,
Size,
Smile,
Spoils,
Therapy,
Virtue,
Bad News,
Mischief,
Nonchalant, and
Nothing but Ashes.
That's over an hour and a half of music. How much money did they make from that?
Today, after being forced by another full house at my neighbourhood library branch to walk by a Vancouver Police supervised production downtown, I want to add a little more to my accusation that Mike Myers stole Austin Powers from me, as well as Goldmember, Me, Mini-Me, and most of the humour he used in his movies featuring these characters. If my Ottawa lawyer is reading, I'd like to know why I'm still 'on trial' for my own work four years after Tina Fey and her boyfriend when to prison for stealing (Sketches:)
Bait Bikes,
Bronson Harley: Portrait of a Badass,
Cosmic Christ, the,
Don't Destroy the Kitchen,
Idiot Stu-dent, the,
One Thin Grocer,
Shorn Testimony,
Thelma Addison's Confusion,
The Masked Coward,
Tyranny,
The Hennessy,
The Planet of the Grapes,
The Whoopin of Chet Turtleback,
The Racoon,
The Burning Sun,
Silent Night on the Western Front,
Patterns of Behaviour (Jane Know-it-all),
Chester Windmill Presents,
Economics Made Simple,
The Search for Blue November,
Ears Wide Open,
Bullscent Artificial Air Freshener,
Minstrel At Arms,
Blindsighted Justice,
The Flying Peacocks,
'The Rake' Oral Apparatus,
Orangatang Flavour Crystals,
The Girls of Nightcast,
Nightcast: September 22, 2012,
Pussy Willow,
Nightcast: September 15, 2012,
War Story: All's Fair in Love and War,
Nightcast: September 8, 2012,
It's Unibrow!,
It's Unibrow! (Episode Four: Blast in Space),
It's Unibrow! (Again),
Match Against Machine,
The Lost Fight,
Ahead of Their Time: Louis Bombardier,
Classic Flicks: Portrait of the Scientist...,
History's Mysteries: Nadia Stalin,
Meddlin' Mom,
Nurse Sheridan,
Classic Flicks: My Fair Hillbilly,
Pick-Me-Up Decaffeinated Coffee,
Mystery Movie: Turtleneck: The Vanishing Casino,
Monday Night at the Movies: The Pilferer,
'The Fishbowl' Smoker's Helmet,
'Whiff' Insect Repellant for Men,
The Lazar Razor,
'The Shot' Wall Syringe,
Metaphysical Fitness,
Vote for Willie,
'Void' Depressurizing Gum[?],
Bigger than the Host,
Jesus of Vancouver/Canadian Film Festival,
Professional Wisecracker,
Stark Raving Mad TV,
Running on Air,
Not Without My Money,
The Dealer (The Collector),
Man of His Dreams,
The Sling,
End Quote,
Episode 1/D.S. Show Pilot Sketch - Windox,
Episode 3/D.S. Show 1 - Securiguard Home Security,
Episode 4/D.S. Show 1 - Dynamo 5000 Air Gun,
Episode 5/D.S. Show 1 - Pottypants,
Episode 6/D.S. Show 1 - Soundproof Suicide Prevention,
Episode 7/D.S. Show 1 - Max-Mix Protein Powder,
Episode 8/D.S. Show 1 - Spellbound Spell Checker,
Episode 9/D.S. Show 1 - Gas-in-a-Stick Man Repellant,
Episode 10/D.S. Show 1 - Immobiline Paralyzing Cream,
Episode 11/D.S. Show 1 - Pro-Rate Reputation Salvation,
Episode 12/D.S. Show 1 - Angel of Stealth Kite,
Episode 13/D.S. Show 1 - Zit Zapper,
Episode 14/D.S. Show 1 - Equine Velvet Aftershave,
Episode 15/D.S. Show 1 - Work-Mate Brand Replicants,
Episode 16/D.S. Show 1 - Jizz Jar,
Episode 17/D.S. Show 1 - Breathe Easy,
Episode 18/D.S. Show 1 - Cart-in-a-Car,
Episode 19/D.S. Show 1 - The Rocket Self-Playing Guitar,
Episode 20/D.S. Show 1 - A-WEL Artists Weight Loss Plan[?],
Episode 21/D.S. Show 1 - Slobber Guard,
Siren Siren,
Atomic Self-Heating Soup,
Episode 22/D.S. Show 1 - Econoflush Food Recycler,
Episode 23/D.S. Show 1 - Vengisil Irritating Powder,
Episode 24/D.S. Show 1 - Primetime Polly,
Episode 25/D.S. Show 1 - The Mask,
Episode 26/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave - Suicide,
Episode 27/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 2 - Protest,
Episode 28/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 3 - Bad Venues,
Episode 29/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 4 - Divine Punishment,
Episode 30/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 5 - Pizza,
Episode 2/D.S. Show 2 - Bloodfist Interactive Video Game,
Episode 3/D.S. Show 2 - The Church of the Branch Sectarians,
Episode 4/D.S. Show 2 - Do-It-Yourself Lawyer[?],
Episode 5/D.S. Show 2 - The Hot Seat,
Episode 6/D.S. Show 2 - Yum Yum Sugar Sauce,
Episode 7/D.S. Show 2 - Tasty Pastry,
Episode 9/D.S. Show 2 - Shortcut Guide to Success,
Love or Money,
Top Stories 1,
Campfire Rock,
The Straight-Blanket,
Top Stories 2,
The Insomniac,
Gold Rush 2013,
Top Story,
The Driver,
The Dating Game,
The Greed Game,
Top Stories 4,
The Blame Game,
Update: War in the Bermuda Triangle,
Top Stories 5,
The Bermuda Triangle War,
Treachery!,
Concentration 'X',
Nightcast: March 18, 2013,
North American Rebel: Behind the Scenes,
The Assistant,
Nightcast: Top Stories (09-03-13),
The Job Lovers Club,
The Cutting Room,
Pestilence Anti-Pest Pellets,
The Vanity Mirrors,
Dead Reckoning,
Enemy Agent,
Celebrity Roundup,
Top Stories 6,
Top Stories 7,
The Red Menace,
The Monarch,
Flames of Compassion,
The Space Suit,
Life Shavers,
Around the Corner (Public Service Ad),
Don't Break the Kitchen,
The Convex Corrective Silkscreen Solution,
The Multi-Gadge,
Family Feudalism,
Henderson Mayfield: Hoot Snatcher,
Film School Preppie,
The Local Banter,
The Police Police,
Gentrification,
A Day in the Afterlife,
Jamie Jong: Outlaw Landlord,
Movie of the Week: Clarra Claptrap,
The Life of Martin, Word Inventor,
Loving Blindness,
Extreme Irony,
The Defector,
Safer Sex with Polly Foolscap,
Head Case Files/Jerome Adirondack,
Head Case Files/Little Brenda,
Head Case Files/Stephen's Snow, Stupid Snow,
Palumbo[?],
Thelma Addison's Confusion/More Stoned,
Balogne Bulletin/Aug 2,
Schoolyard Scope[?],
Slowpoke,
The Thousand Dollar Man,
Le Miscreant,
The Downsizer,
Balogne Bulletin/Sep 30,
High School Sacramental,
Balogne Bulletin/Nov 14,
Balogne Bulletin/Nov 21,
Balogne Bulletin/Nov 25,
Smile-Rite Face Mold,
Balogne Bulletin/Nov 28,
Wilde on Absinthe,
Bum Steer[?],
Balogne Bulletin/Dec 5,
Balogne Bulletin/Dec 12,
The Poisoning of Sir Guy Lombardy,
Balogne Bulletin/Dec 19,
Balogne Bulletin/Dec 30,
Balogne Bulletin/Jan 09/16,
Lord of the Fruit Flies,
Pretty Boy,
the Code Breakers of Stanley Park,
Slander!,
the Pathogena Hair Defense System,
Camp Jesus,
and
(Poems:)
Charlotte Harlequin,
Entropy's Date,
False Prophet, the,
First Unholy Roman Emperor, the,
Iniquia,
Marnie Blarneystone,
Mistress Nemesis,
Puritan, the,
Queen Frig,
Redeemer, the,
Restless One, the,
Rosemary Jones,
The Vindictive, and
The Octiverse from me. (I'm sure that's not the whole list.) AND HOW MUCH MONEY DID THEY MAKE FROM STEALING ALL THESE SKETCHES AND POEMS? WAS IT ENOUGH TO SPONSOR A PRODUCTION LIKE THE ONE I WAS FORCED TO WALK BY IN THE STREET THIS MORNING? WHOSE MONEY IS PAYING FOR THESE PRODUCTIONS? THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW. BECAUSE I WOULDN'T THROW AWAY MY MONEY ON A BUNCH OF WORTHLESS PARASITES WHO HAVE NO RESPECT FOR TALENT.
And you know what I heard this morning? Someone is boasting that she survived. When she copies and pastes something of mine, she calls it surviving. As for me, I'm still waiting for my answers concerning the vast amount of my property displayed above. If I were you, I'd be insulted by this person who thinks you're going to overlook the crimes committed with thirty-one of my songs and countless of my comedy sketches because of her stupid antics with one song. I'd flag her down and send her to hell with all those evil stars listed on my Copyright Issues page.
Yesterday afternoon a lot of seats opened up at the Strathcona branch of the public library. Did someone come along and sweep out all the web assassins for me? Well, it's all packed with new people again today.
It looks like I've managed to save a nice little sum from not smoking over the last eight weeks. I think it's time to find a clean place to live where I can save up the rest of the money I need in peace. To hell with Vancouver. Let Goldie Hawn and Nickleback and the God damned Georgia Straight and the so-called workers of Nasco have it. See how long it takes God to do them all in with an earthquake.
2:34pm: That's a lot of fraud they committed, eh? Look at it all. And people got rich from stealing my posts. Plutocrats like Dick Cheney apparently paid big bucks to support fraud made out of my work. A whole industry was built up around fraud committed with my web posts. And the ones who committed the most fraud were presented as role models for students, like the students at the school where Tina Fey was shooting Mean Girls in 2007 - after being sprung from jail by my voluntary erasing of my 1999-2007 Blogger account - who spoke very highly of the cast that plagiarized the lion's share of my comedy posts. Yes, everyone respected those frauds because they made so much money from their crimes with my work. And no one respects me now because I still have to save my puny monthly allowance just to be able to afford to move to another location.
The rich stars who swooped down on me and trampled all over me with their flagrant abuses of my copyright and image committed an unforgivable crime. They already had everything, but they stole my songs and scripts when I have next to nothing. They stole from the poor to give to themselves. And who's been suffering all the image problems for the last ten years since they all got together and started violating me on such a grand scale? Why, it's been little old me, their victim! I'm their not-so-rich victim, but the commercial media wants everyone to hate me after rich stars destroyed my life. And why do I get nothing but insolence from the production workers whose livelihoods once depended on my talent? Because I'm not rich like the stars who steal from me and tell nasty lies about me.
We have no justice here, we just have money. After all the terrible wrongs I've suffered, I'm still in the cold because I lack money. In the future I will have my way because I will have money. Justice will have to wait until God can pass His final judgement.
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